Trump complains that the Declaration of Independence invokes God

 

BREAKING: OMG. Trump complains that the Declaration of Independence invokes God but not HIMSELF in an INSANE show of narcissistic delusion at the Faith and Freedom conference!

He is really off his rocker…

During today’s Faith and Freedom hate rally, Donald Trump whined that the “Creator” was invoked FOUR TIMES in the Declaration of Independence…but Trump wasn’t even mentioned once!

“It was faith that strengthened the Minutemen who stood up at Lexington Green and Concord Bridge in Philadelphia 250 years ago next week. Our founders invoked the Creator four times in the Declaration of Independence.”

“Four times. I wasn't mentioned once. Very upset. Not once.”

Now, Trump’s fans will inevitably scream “WAAAH HE WAS JOKING,” but we know Donald Trump at this point.

We know that while he may have been pretending to joke, we know it DOES actually bother him, and he DOES actually think he deserves to be mentioned in the Declaration of Independence – and that he considers himself to be more important than God.

For Trump, religion and everything that accompanies it have been a useful tool for exploiting the rubes, as is the Constitution and everything that has to do with American democracy.

It wouldn’t be a Trump event without him being wildly disrespectful to both God and the Declaration of Independence in one fell swoop – and all his minions will dutifully ignore it and defend it, because Dear Leader can do.

What a megalomaniacal assh*le!